A little teaser for A race My friend Cannon Dill is putting on May 2nd its gonna be pretty rad you can ride whatever bike you want and shralp like a mother fucker and win some sweet prizes. I have a couple shots in their riding down Mt. Tam on my grandmas roadbike and so does Andrew Sheilds. I swear I saw Joe kid on a stringray plowin some corners or was that Herbert Bool. Don't mind the fixie cause Cannon fucking kills it on that death machine. The video uploaded a lil funky but check it out wildcats.
so basically fuck today and its older bro yesterday.
today first no city for critical mass but hey theres next month right. than girl friend problems,than police looking for my car cuz supposably i was fucking doing burn outs and some bitch said my car and had to fucking hide my car in the cuts cuz they were looking for me fucking car, than time to pick her up so sneak out of town with my car like a fucking ninja, wait no i have to turn around fucking sick shes not ready, wait no now its time make up your fucking mind.than hey shes not where she said she was she lied. than hey she with dudes, than hey car fucking break down, than fuck fuckity fuckers, than girlfriend more arguementationalism fuckness. than a pieceful walk home two in the fucking morning, and hey i have to be in the city by 6:30 am so fucking sweet. than fuckidy have no car cuz it broke down in the cuts so guess i have to ride a fucking kangaroo to the city at five forty fuckin five. than the fucking asshole fuckers are gonna fucking fuck the shit up so the fucked up shit is straight fucked leaving me with a fuck of a day and a girlfriend who doesnt love me anymore but wants me. while the fucking kangaroo is running away so now i have to fucking skip to the fucking city, and be fucking jolly, with a big fucking smile on my face like hey fuck face i am fucking happy if you piss me off my fucking head will fucking explode and my fucking fist will go through your fucking head and i will head butt you. and turn around and be fucking happy all of a sudden cuz hey im smiling so i am fucking happy you fuck. today you are like a midget getting raped by a giant harpoon man in black spandex listening to eddy murphys song i want to party all the time, and tickling your chest with his tongue but you cant do anything cuz your held down by twenty jail dudes name bubba and pals waiting to take turns and train you. fuck.
i think i just made myself feel better.
but its not done today was a sweat trail sesh to piercing trevor to wii radness to girlfriend tricking me that she loves me but doesnt. so fuck everyday if you want to be popular i hate everyday yaaaaaa!!!!
Had one to many run ins with the beacon this weekend. Almost getting arrested withe Sergio and Jdog for trespassing and drinking brews at Hobo and running from the police on Mt. Tam while filming the teaser for our upcoming race may 2nd. But on the bright side of things I got a new film camrea and shot a roll of film today with the nutballs and will get the photos up as soon as I can.
Sergio Acosta little rat man finally did this railhop on the corner of 4th street we'v been looking at this gap for a couple weeks now and Serg finally grew a pair and threw down the money. Sweet mother of pearl we have a new bum on the team and he Goes by Mitch Nuyens, hes a fucking tweaker and will make you feel uncomfortable as he likes eating raw caribou and hunting down little boys. Welcome to the team Mitch.
Dome stands on the edge of Disaster and Stiffies with Smiley faces. The Fix of the day comes straight to you outta that wardrobe. We got beans and leather jackets and were coming straight from your fridge because it aint runnin like Tyler Dunn with a broken thumb shredding Nac's higher than Chase notsoHawk.
Cannon Dill a goonie from the southside is putting on a race/scavenger-hunt to raise money for a fellow fuckhead who ended up getting taken away and sent to Utah. The race will involve teams of 3 riding causing mayhem through the streets of Mill valley. Each checkpoint will involve gettin dirty, drinkin brews, eating mystery meat, and bobbing for manican heads. Get gnarly at the after party and the Mickittrick Pits will be playing. For more info click here Edit: Typo on the flyer anyone can race not just Highschool Students